That one time the Doctor fixed the chameleon circuit…sort of.
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
((I think my soul just died.))
I just want to die right now….WHY DID THEY KILL PHIL?!?!
And Tony man just that tag!!!
Because WHEDON, that’s why.
last night i dreamed that i was travelling with the Doctor!!! it was the best dream i’ve ever had!!!
Did it go something like this? Just chillin with the Doctor in the Tardis, doing some crazy dancing.
And then he was all like whoa…. Somethings happening
And you were all, “What’s going on?!” And he’s all, “You should know I’ve got a lot of enemies and it’s dangerous to be with me.” And you’re all, “PISH! WORTH IT.” And then the Doctor’s like “WELL You’ll see once you meet the DALEKS.”
And then you’re all, “Ooooh… creepy trashcans with Plungers and HOLY CRAP THEY JUST BLASTED THAT ONE DUDE AFTER YELLING EXTERMINATE AND THEY HAVE NO SOULS!”
And then the Doctor says-
And you do. And you run and run and run (Because there’s An Awful Lot of Running to Do). Then the Doctor makes a Gadget with his sonic screwdriver.
It looks a bit loppy but you trust him anyway.
It works and the Daleks Time jump again (cuz they’re pansies and how can you be afraid of this?)-
So The Doctor Bests the Daleks with your valiant help.
And then you realize that the Doctor KEEPS CHANGING HIS FACE. And now He likes Fezzes and that-
However this doesn’t prevent you from sticking with him and battling his other archenemy… THE MASTER-
And you’re all like “Dude! He’s a Timelord TOO? I thought you were the last one… and my initial view of Time Lords was that they were good guys and WHY IS THIS GUY DANCING AROUND LIKE A MANIAC.”
And the Doctor’s all, “WELP… Time to sort this one out… AGAIN.”
And then The Master pulls out his Laser Screwdriver and plans to DESTROY THE WORLD. AGAIN.
And he’s all, “Yep time for more Running.”
And then you’re all, “Actually you could fix this problem by reversing the neutron flow and hotwiring the fabric links in the binary- ect science jibberish.”
And The Doctor’s all like-
And then he says-
And you once again help the Doctor save the world from certain doom. But then you realize that the Master left something behind and because of it, you can’t stay with the Doctor anymore, and the Doctor has to pull an incredible feat that only he that Madman with a box can do. But then there are all the tears because you can’t be together anymore. You’re in a different diminsion or something.
But! Because you are clever you find a way BACK TO YOUR BELOVED DOCTOR! And because it was SO CRAZY he’s all-
And you explain it the only way you know how.
OR “I sacrificed my arm and leg using alchemy to get back over here!”
Then there’s Hugging. Cuz you’re reunited and it feels so good.
And then the Doctor looks and you and says, “Where to next! Woman Wept? Barcelona? Rexicoricophalipetorious? Or How about Beethoven? Wanna meet Beethoven? Nice fellow, I says to Beethoven, ‘Ya know I can rattle off a tune.’ and he said, ‘What?’” And you’re all “SURE ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE.”
And The Doctor says “ALLONSY! We’re OFF!”
Then right as he flips a switch and the Tardis throws you around and you land in bed and realize it was a dream and you are all like-
so close…
And then you decided to mention it on TUMBLR. And Now everyone should-
Love you Alice.
